The Team Wheel New Orleans Pilgimage

Team Wheel returns to New Orleans this May to run the three-day satellite marathon looking to repeat last year's performance in beating the snot out of the single-table and multi-table super-satellites! (Note: Past performance is no guarantee of future returns!) We'll land on Thursday, May 15th and be on the tables Friday morning in our satellite/tournament hunt. The “Bayou Poker Challenge” schedule includes many tempting entrees including a $500 tournament, a $500 super-satellite - and new this year a $300 tourney at 10pm! And that's just Friday! Saturday has a $1000 tournament and Sunday is the super-satellite mega-day (last year it was poker from 10am to 2am - non-stop!). Monday is the main game with a $5000 buy-in, and if all goes well we'll be slugging it out on Wednesday's final table for a top prize of $750,000!

A lot of investors have asked when and how they can get in to Team Wheel this year, so here's the low-down. Email invites to past investors will be sent out this week. We will give our loyal team members a week to respond then we willl open the registration to everyone.

Investment packages will be $150, $300 and $600. Wins will be divided the same as last year; total win minus intial investment (returned first) then divided by dollar amounts invested and paid out. Our fundraising goal this year is $3500 - but make no mistake, membership will go fast.

Email me with questions at norleans@willieford.com and join us as we make history in New Orleans this year. Our current membership is: 6 Total number of shares left: 5 Newest Member: Elizabeth, Wash DC

President Bush UrgesThe American People To Embrace Gamblenomic Recoverication in New Orleans By Funding Team Wheel

“We as a nation can help New Orleans in their recoverication process by funding the gamblenomic reinvigorators - Team Wheel - as they pump needed cash in to the local New Orleans economy one frozen drink at a time.”

Become a member of Team Wheel and bask in the knowledge that you're helping make the world a better place. Every dollar invested is put to work immediately, being distributed to poker tables, shot girls and bartenders in an single-handed effort at boosting the economy of New Orleans through good old fashioned gambling and boozing. Although we try to separate the two, sometimes we can't rember if the cards are getting in the way of drinking or the drinking is getting in the way of the cards. Either way, it's a lot of hard, goddamn work to reel in these big fish - so keep the seat warm and the Lebowskis frozen and shuffle up and deal!

Team Procure • Saturday Night NO • Our First Investor Ever • Hadley Crushing Jason in LA • Poker God • Winning the Singles • Time For A Frozen Lebowski • Checking the Hole

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